JOB TICKET / 01
Quick Fix
£80+
One small job. Finally sorted.
- A single repair or installation
- Ideal for the everyday niggles
+ YOUR LOCAL HANDY HUMAN
Properly
handy.
No house fires.
Shelves up. Leaks stopped. Flat-packs defeated.
That thing you’ve been putting off? Let’s sort it.
ONE HUMAN. PROPER TOOLS. JOB DONE.
FIG. 01 — SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED↙ HAVE A PLAY
BUILT PROPERLY
DRAG TO TURN · TAP A TOOLFRAME 0000 / MNT–01
01 / THE JOBS
Your list.
My problem.
The rattly thing. The wonky thing.
The still-in-the-box thing.
Yes, those things.
01
Flat-pack assembly
It came in 200 pieces. It leaves as furniture.
02Painting & decorating
A fresh coat. And a clean edge.
03Plumbing fixes
For the drip you’ve started naming.
04Smart locks & security
A smarter front door. A little peace of mind.
05Doors & hardware
Doors that close. Handles that stay on.
06Kitchens & cabinets
Wonky cupboards have had their moment.
07BnB setup & turnaround
Guest-ready, without the last-minute panic.
08Carpentry
Made to fit. Not persuaded to fit.
09General maintenance
That thing you keep meaning to sort.
DON’T SEE YOUR JOB? ASK ANYWAY.LET’S HAVE A LOOK
A NOTE FROM THE WORKSHOP
“My nephew
can do that.”
This time,
she’s right.
A BETTER ENDING TO A FAMILIAR STORY.
02 / THE NEPHEW
A good name.
A bad meme.
A proper job.
Yes, the name is a nod to that nephew Thomas. The one whose aunt had rather more confidence in his electrical work than was advisable.
This is the other version. A solo handyman based in East London, turning the jobs you’ve been meaning to do into the jobs you’ve actually had done.
One person to talk to. A clear price before we start. And a finish you don’t have to explain to visitors.
Meet your to-do list’s natural enemy03 / THE EVIDENCE
Less talk.
More spirit level.
The work deserves its close-up.
Real project photos are on the way.
No stock-photo handiwork here.
PHOTO TBC / 01ACTUAL WORK. ACTUAL PHOTOS. SOON.
PHOTO TBC / 02ACTUAL WORK. ACTUAL PHOTOS. SOON.
PHOTO TBC / 03ACTUAL WORK. ACTUAL PHOTOS. SOON.
Six more spaces on the camera roll
PHOTO TBC / 04
PHOTO TBC / 05
PHOTO TBC / 06
PHOTO TBC / 07
PHOTO TBC / 08
PHOTO TBC / 09
04 / THE DAMAGE (FINANCIAL)
Good work.
No guesswork.
Prices by the project.
Agreed before the tools come out.
Your tea-making speed is irrelevant.
JOB TICKET / 02GOT A LIST?
List Buster
£140+
A few jobs. One less list.
- Bundle your smaller jobs together
- The satisfying tick-it-all-off option
JOB TICKET / 03
Focus Day
£260+
A bigger job gets some proper attention.
- For work that needs a longer visit
- Scope and price agreed beforehand
JOB TICKET / 04
Build Out
On quote
Something a little more ambitious.
- Carpentry and larger projects
- A quote built around your brief
STARTING PRICES. FINAL SCOPE, MATERIALS AND ANY EXTRA COSTS CONFIRMED IN YOUR QUOTE.
05 / FAIR QUESTIONS
Before
you ask.
Except “milk and sugar?”
You can ask that in person.
01Are you actually that Nephew Thomas?+
Thankfully, no. Same name. Considerably less smoke. Think of this as a quiet redemption arc for nephews everywhere.
02Where do you work?+
Based around Tower Hamlets, Brick Lane and Mile End. I work across London. Send your postcode with the job details and I’ll confirm the practicalities.
03How does pricing work?+
By the project. Send the list and a few photos, and I’ll confirm the scope and price before we start. The prices above are starting points; materials and the specifics of your job are confirmed in your quote.
04Can I put a few jobs together?+
Please do. The loose handle, the unbuilt bedside table, the shelf still leaning against the wall. Put them all on one list and we’ll find the right way to tackle them.
05What should I send for a quote?+
Your postcode, a short description and a few clear photos. Measurements help for fitting and carpentry jobs. If you’re not sure what matters, start with what you know.
06Can you do every job?+
No one should say yes to everything. Describe what you need and I’ll tell you whether it’s a fit. Work needing specialist certification belongs with the right qualified professional.
06 / LET’S SORT IT
You’ve put
it off enough.
Send the job. Send the postcode.
Bonus points for a photo.
I’ll take it from there.
BASED IN EAST LONDON.
HAPPY TO CROSS THE RIVER.
HAPPY TO CROSS THE RIVER.